September 16, 2011 § Leave a comment
It’s ok if…
…you only use about 15% of the functions on your fancy cell phone.
…all of your gym boyfriends are twice your age. At least you can have a meaningful conversation with them.
…you know you don’t always say the right thing, or even do the right thing, but you always have the best intentions.
…you sometimes think like a guy, but always act like a lady.
…you don’t have cable. Or even want it. (Except during football season)
…you’ve met 4 of the last 5 guys you have dated through your gay boyfriends. (It really saves me a lot of time)
…you know your life is about to change and it is a little scary, but also exciting!
…you own more nail polish than cooking utensils. (I have my priorities in line)